![]() BUT THAT'S ABOVE AVERAGE!Īlso: I was sincerely surprised by much of this holiday romance – mainly that HOLY, UH, HOLY PLACES, THEY'RE ACTUALLY IN ROME. Fine, smirked in acknowledgement that a joke attempt happened. I smiled at the end when the couple (*SPOILER ALERT*) fell in love and even laughed once or twice. That's my excuse for genuinely liking Olive Garden – and you know what, I'm using it here too, because I actually legitimately enjoyed "Christmas in Rome." No, really. Maybe I'm just a sucker for anything remotely Italian. I can relate this weekend I watched a Premier League soccer game, and now I can't stop talking like a 1900s Cockney street urchin, OY GOV'NA! įalling in love with Queen Lacey I is Whitefish Bay native and "Mad Men" performer Sam Page, who talks this entire movie with a tight-lipped terseness as if he's still hasn't lost his pompous British accent from playing a prince in "Royal New Year's Eve" for Hallmark in 2017. After all, do we REALLY know who tipped the feds off to Laughlin's illegal activities? HMM!? I'm just saying: Once a Plastic, always a Plastic. Well, now just the holy Hallmark duo since Lori Laughlin went and got pinched, leaving just Candace Cameron Bure and Chabert. Nope, they went with one of the holy Hallmark triumvirate. Dammit, America! Falling behind! I will be a single-issue voter in 2020, let me tell you, and that issue will be voting for whatever presidential candidate makes sure high-quality Hallmark movies are MADE IN THE USA! (And by that, I mean set in America but actually made in a "snowy" "small town" backlot in Vancouver.)ĪLL RISE AND STAND AT ATTENTION FOR OUR BENEVOLENT HALLMARK MONARCH, QUEEN LACEY CHABERT! You know they wouldn't travel all the way to Italy to make a movie starring some third-stringer soap opera reject. The Hallmark Channel went and outsourced a Christmas movie to Italy – and then they went and made the best Hallmark holiday movie I've seen so far this season. These are the never-ending chronicles of Matt's Hallmark Holiday Hell. Two years later, having learned absolutely nothing, he made the mistake all over again. It was a decision he would come to immediately regret, as he was quickly punished assigned to watch a new Hallmark movie a week during the holiday season and write about his discoveries and loss of dignity. ![]() 9, 2017, during an OnMilwaukee editorial meeting, culture editor Matt Mueller brought up the craze of Hallmark Christmas movies. ![]()
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